a-columba-livia-of-sarcasm:

sighnless:

apple-str1der:

is there a 420 in pi 

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humanity has made great strides today

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graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

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kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

I’ll take 90 please.

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

you’re all these bitches that crawl 

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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