hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

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Finally 4/20 is here!!! I’m getting high with Jesus!

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chauvinistsushi:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

me

(Source: officialjeffgoldblum, via tttakethistohearttt)

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