chauvinistsushi:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

me

(Source: officialjeffgoldblum, via tttakethistohearttt)

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twistedviper:

missmeaganlouise:

You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:

“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)

image

(via dreamers-diseases)

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w-for-wumbo:

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

can you believe it’s not butter
butter

(Source: hhlil, via disappears)

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bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

Hahaha yes

(via voldemortsn0se)

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squidmama:

nintendofunclub:

I accidentally ate the fortune in my fortune cookie.

thats unforunate

Lol so punny

(via feellng)

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